tastefullyoffensive:

[orangecatsandkaiju]

signs secret abilities

mellarkish:

  • aries: can write hella cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

(via bburnie)

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door:

Thank you, Gravity Falls, for my new favourite gif.

door:

Thank you, Gravity Falls, for my new favourite gif.

(via bburnie)

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood
“How do I get to Tamriel?”
— one very uninformed person in Khenarthi’s Roost (via esochat)

vakarianing:

Every time I’m gaming. Every time.

(via dishonored-pendletwin)

important telvanni research

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

(via mias-chow)